For some inexplicable reason, I have Photoshop on my computer at work.
Strong animals know when your hearts are weak – Mikko Koivu
I should probably do this professionally.
BEASTS OF THE NORTHERN WILD
What the HELL is Icing?
Two desperate NBA refugees discover the NHL
Just like your mom after a wine tasting, it only takes 8 seconds for the New Jersey Devil’s to let Andrew Ladd score.
Somewhere in heaven, Luke Perry is proud.
Taylor Hall Hit On Cal Clutterbuck
Taylor Hall is currently meeting with Judge Dredd (Brendon Shanahan) for knee-on-knee crime. I just found out (literally right this second) that kneeing is a penalty. Whether or not Taylor intended to destroy Cal, this looks like the definition of the penalty. What do you think, suspended for 2?
Good hit? Bad hit? Hard hit. Knee hit.
Zach Parise is a True Gentleman
Last night, Zach Parise (Minnesota Wild) treated Corey Crawford (Chicago Blackhawks) to a nice night of romantic dancing. Fortunately for Parise, Corey Crawford isn’t a tease and Parise got to go all the way, securing a win for the Wild and deflowering the previously perfect Blackhawks. It is rumored that Parise will wait a few days before calling to not seem too clingy.
Modern romance is a beautiful thing.
No Matter What Sportscenter Says Tomorrow, This is the Top Play
Patrick Kane passed a laser to Marian Hossa who buried it to secure the OT win for the Blackhawks. The Hawks stay undefeated. ESPN has declared them the Champs for the 2013 season and have resumed seeing how many times they can say, “HARBAUGH” in a 24 hour news day. (Spoiler: it is a lot more than you think.)
That play was so nasty, it is only legal in the deep south.
Meanwhile, from the Blackhawks Instagram (whatever the hell that is), Marian Hossa is setting up for a quick DJ set to celebrate the crucial goal.
Have you guys heard the new Macklemore track? It’s sick. Oh, you want to interview me right NOW? I’m BUSY.
Gerbe Gets Boarded, then Molested
After Nathan Gerbe was borded (pretty hard) by Drayson Bowman in the first period, he started getting into it with the Canes. The ref didn’t like it much and pretty forcefully pushed Gerbe into the glass.
Give me…
A KISS!
I’m pretty sure NHL refs eat rusty rail spikes for breakfast.
What the Hell is… HOCKEY?
As a Christmas gift last year, my girlfriend’s mother gave me the most impossible Hockey Trivia game ever made, NHL All About Hockey Trivia. I’m sure It would be a great game if I knew anything about hockey, but I don’t. So, instead of letting it collect dust in my closet, I figured I should quiz all of you know-it-all puckheads. Feel free to gloat over your superior knowledge or admit to your humiliating dumbness in the comments.
Answers after the break Continue reading
It’s Over Guys – ESPN Calls the Flyers’ Season Done After 3 Bad Games
The sports oracle, ESPN, has declared the Flyer’s season over, unless, of course, it isn’t? A brave assessment by a brave group of “journalists.”
The Flyers should probably just focus on the draft
[More after the jump]
Guy Love Between Flyer’s Giroux and Devil’s Elias
One of the best GIFs from tonight’s action was a bit more tame, some might even say a little adorable. (Don’t tell either of them I called them adorable. I have brittle bones.)
Courtesy of reddit.com/r/hockey, one of the best hockey boards on the bloggonet.
It of course immediately made us think of this:
But seriously, don’t tell them. I bruise from just regular life. I can’t afford a coma.
Is He or Isn’t He…
A Bond villain? A hair model? Some sort of sports ball coach?
“She sent you after me, knowing you’re not ready, knowing you would likely die. Mommy was very bad.”
“Go, fight, win! Don’t let Parise get a rebound!”
