For some inexplicable reason, I have Photoshop on my computer at work.
Strong animals know when your hearts are weak – Mikko Koivu
I should probably do this professionally.
BEASTS OF THE NORTHERN WILD
What the HELL is Icing?
Two desperate NBA refugees discover the NHL
Author Archives: Brett Duquette
Just like your mom after a wine tasting, it only takes 8 seconds for the New Jersey Devil’s to let Andrew Ladd score.
Somewhere in heaven, Luke Perry is proud.
Taylor Hall Hit On Cal Clutterbuck
Taylor Hall is currently meeting with Judge Dredd (Brendon Shanahan) for knee-on-knee crime. I just found out (literally right this second) that kneeing is a penalty. Whether or not Taylor intended to destroy Cal, this looks like the definition of the penalty. What do you think, suspended for 2?
Good hit? Bad hit? Hard hit. Knee hit.
Gerbe Gets Boarded, then Molested
After Nathan Gerbe was borded (pretty hard) by Drayson Bowman in the first period, he started getting into it with the Canes. The ref didn’t like it much and pretty forcefully pushed Gerbe into the glass.
Give me…
A KISS!
I’m pretty sure NHL refs eat rusty rail spikes for breakfast.
What the Hell is… HOCKEY?
As a Christmas gift last year, my girlfriend’s mother gave me the most impossible Hockey Trivia game ever made, NHL All About Hockey Trivia. I’m sure It would be a great game if I knew anything about hockey, but I don’t. So, instead of letting it collect dust in my closet, I figured I should quiz all of you know-it-all puckheads. Feel free to gloat over your superior knowledge or admit to your humiliating dumbness in the comments.
Answers after the break Continue reading
It’s Over Guys – ESPN Calls the Flyers’ Season Done After 3 Bad Games
The sports oracle, ESPN, has declared the Flyer’s season over, unless, of course, it isn’t? A brave assessment by a brave group of “journalists.”
The Flyers should probably just focus on the draft
[More after the jump]
Is He or Isn’t He…
A Bond villain? A hair model? Some sort of sports ball coach?
“She sent you after me, knowing you’re not ready, knowing you would likely die. Mommy was very bad.”
“Go, fight, win! Don’t let Parise get a rebound!”
I Don’t Understand What Is Happening Here
Also, I just learned how to take screen shots. Evidently I’m a thousand years old.
Lars Eller Uses the Spin Move
Because my hockey knowledge is limited, when I saw Lars Eller kill this spin-o-rama, I could only think of one man…
[skip to 45 seconds to see the goal]
Lars clearly watched this instructional video.
Photoshop the Rangers
If you’re like us, you can’t stop watching 24/7 Rangers – Flyers. Reading about all things Rangers, we came across this hilarious website.
Here are some gems.
Anisimov on the cover of NHL 12? Created by Joe Figuerola
What a catch Martin Biron
The Dubinsky Redemption
Ryan Callahan Brings Some Magic As Captain
And finally:
Sean Avery Evokes The Spirit of Messier; Too Much For Tavares!
Now if only someone would combine John Tortorella with the Fonz…
